Did you catch Tom Cruise's appearance on The Jay Leno Show the other night? If you missed it, Cruise mentioned to Leno that he'd never been to a strip club, a response that elicited boos from the audience (but may not be all that surprising when you consider the possible explanations.) In any event, Lonnie Hanover was certainly inspired by Cruise's comments. The former manager of Score's and now the frontman for the NYC location of Rick's Cabaret has extended a personal invitation to Cruise to come and see what he's been missing.
Tom Cruise Tells Jay Leno That He Has Never Been To a Strip Club!
Rick's Cabaret New York's Topless Dancers Invite Him To See What he's Been Missing
When she heard that Tom Cruise told Jay Leno that he'd never been to a strip club, Rick's Cabaret dancer Maya, a 36D-25-36 blonde, said, "I'll give him a lap dance he will never forget!"
The rest of the press release, additional quotes from pseudonymous strippers—and pictures of the ladies that Hanover has in mind for Cruise should he decide to pay a visit—below.
"I promise that he will love all the hot girls here," declared Giselle, a 36C-26-34 brunette. "And tell him he can bring Katie Holmes with him—she's hot!"
"Whatever," exclaimed Candy, a 5'10" 33D-25-34 raven haired lovely. "Let's just get him over here to Rick's Cabaret and we'll show him that there's a lot more to life than jogging and method acting."
Rick's Cabaret New York is a three story gentlemen's club in midtown Manhattan which features over 100 dancers nightly, a full service restaurant, a roof-deck smoking lounge, and numerous VIP luxury suites.