Jessica's Dog, Lindsay's Thief & Anna Nicole Unsealed

• Friends worry Jessica Simpson is "at the lowest point of her life" now that she's lost her beloved dog, Daisy. Others say she's coping "better than her friends may realize." Either way, we she's probably feeling much better now that her friends are sharing her innermost feelings with the tabloids. [People]
• The man suspected of breaking into Lindsay Lohan's house wasn't a complete stranger: The two reportedly hung out on the set of her film Labor Pains last year. The girl's not the best judge of character, as you've probably realized by now. [TMZ]
• The drugs that were prescribed to Anna Nicole Smith amounted to "pharmaceutical suicide," according to newly unsealed court documents that were obtained by the LA Times. Most disturbing: The documents also reveal that both of Anna Nicole's doctors "transgressed professional boundaries by having sexual contact with their famous patient." [LAT]
• Michelle Obama gave Barack the silent treatment at points during his campaign for president because she was pissed about all the women throwing themselves at him, according to a new book. There was even a hot young campaign aide who was mysteriously "relocated" after developing a close relationship with the President. [NYDN, P6]
• Did you catch President Obama's appearance on Letterman last night? [MTV]

• After dating for four whole weeks, Khloe Kardashian and her boyfriend, LA Laker Lamar Odom, are tying the knot this weekend. Sources say it's because he wants to get married before his season starts. Alternate theories: This could be a shotgun wedding, or a desperate attempt by Khloe to steal the spotlight away from one sister that's more famous and another one that's currently pregnant. Either way, they've invited the entire Laker team to their nuptials, which is awfully nice of them. [People, L&S]
• Teensy actress Kristin Chenoweth collapsed after she won an Emmy for outstanding supporting actress, and the paramedics had to be called. She was suffering a crippling migraine, apparently, which explains the squeaky voice and nonsensical speech. [P6]
• John Travolta is in the Bahamas to take the stand in the $25 million extortion trial connected to his son Jett's death. [People]
• Don't hassle the Hoff! He didn't pass out Sunday from boozing too hard. It was simply the combination of drugs for an ear infection coupled with medicine that keeps alcoholics from drinking, he claims. This is about as good as Mischa's tooth issues explanation. [P6, E!]
• Danny Masterson's fiancée, Bijou Phillips, makes out with his brother, Chris Masterson, in the upcoming film Made For Each Other. And apparently they have some sick sexual chemistry. Prediction: This causes some strife in Danny and Bijou's marriage at some point down the road. [P6]
• There's trouble brewing in Charlie Sheen's world. (Again.) His current wife, Brooke Mueller, got pissed that she was given a less expensive version of a necklace than his ex, Denise Richards, at an Emmy swag suite. Mueller reportedly snarled, "She's going down!" Rowr. [NYDN]
• Kathy Griffin hit it off with Kate Gosselin on the set of The View, and she even gave Kate her phone number. These two hanging out sounds about as good of an idea as when Paris Hilton and Britney Spears get together. [Us]
• Were Mariah Carey's boobs airbrushed to look even bigger (gasp!) in promo pics for her new album? You be the judge. [Sun]
• Mya, who is on Dancing With the Stars right now, cut her hand on broken glass and got stitches. This better not be used as an excuse at some point down the line. [TMZ]
• In other Dancing With the Stars news, Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay may have been praised for being "light on his feet" on last night's show, but he ended up third from the bottom after scoring. Really, does anyone think this guy is going to win? [NYDN]
• Christina Aguilera opens up about being abused by her dad in a new E! documentary. [Sun]
• If it's at all possible, Victoria Beckham looks even skinnier than usual. Girlfriend needs to eat a muffin. And about 25 cheeseburgers. [DM]
• Are Jason Segal and Chloe Sevigny dating? Some people think so. They were supposedly making out at a post-Emmys party. [E!]
• In case you missed it, Brad Pitt was wearing monogrammed slippers at the premiere for Inglourious Basterds in Spain. Seriously. [E!]
• It seems Jay-Z's got a man-crush on Coldplay singer Chris Martin. "Chris hasn't tried to get me to do yoga yet but I am close to doing it... Watching him is amazing, he can really move. I want to be able to move like that, get my leg behind my ear, things like that," Jay-Z reportedly said. On Friday, Jay-Z tackled Chris onstage in London to give him a bear-hug. Aww, isn't bromance sweet? [3AM, OK!]