Kardashian Marries, Polanski Arrested, SNL Gets Dirty

• The Kardashian girls continue to rake it in. Khloe Kardashian tied the knot with LA Laker Lamar Odom last night at a ceremony and reception was paid for by E!. (The event will be featured on an upcoming episode of E!'s Keeping Up With the Kardashians.) She may collect $250,000 more by selling photos of the nuptials. [People, TMZ, P6]
• After spending three decades as a fugitive on charges he raped a 13-year-old in 1978, famed director Roman Polanski was arrested in Switzerland on Saturday while on his way to attend the Zurich Film Festival. [NYDN, ABC]
• One of Saturday Night Live's brand new cast members, Jenny Slate, dropped an F-bomb on the show. [YouTube, NYDN]

• Pam Anderson has racked up more than $1 million in debt for extensive remodeling work on her California home. In the meantime, though, she's living in a trailer. Seriously. [People, The Sun]
• Bethenny Frankel is making new enemies on the set of The Real Housewives of New York City. In preparation for her solo show on Bravo, she's been distancing herself from her castmates, which has been causing all sorts of drama on the new season of the show. [NYDN]
• Whitney Port did what any other person would do when she found mice in her apartment: She checked into the Cooper Square Hotel. [TMZ]
• Is Madonna interested in marrying Jesus Luz? That's what some people are saying, although we find it a bit hard to believe, to be honest. [3am]
Conan O'Brien banged his head while doing a stunt for his show and had to stop filming on Friday. But it didn't keep him from cracking jokes in the ambulance and he's expected to return to the show this week. [TMZ]
• Jude Law may be a little sensitive about his new daughter with model Samantha Burke. The subject wasn't brought up when he appeared on Regis & Kelly on Friday, which is probably because the subject was off-limits. [P6]
• Megan Fox says she's terrified of... paper. What? [The Sun]
• Britney Spears wrapped her seven-month-long Circus Tour over the weekend, but not before giving Lance Bass a lap dance on stage. [People]
• Producers are reportedly trying to convince Lindsay Lohan to be on the last season of Celebrity Big Brother. At first we thought this was unlikely, and then it occurred to us, does she really have anything else going on? [The Sun]
• A second burglary suspect in the Lindsay Lohan home robbery case has supposedly turned herself in. Again, it's someone who is said to be a friend of hers, but who no one has ever heard of. [E!]
• Some people in India are still pissed that they can't get into their temple for many hours a day, because that's where Julia Roberts is filming Eat Pray Love. [MSNBC]
• Kate Moss has dreams of actually becoming a rock star, apparently, not just hooking up with them. [The Sun]
• Teri Hatcher held a garage sale at her home this weekend, and raised $20,000 for various Los Angeles charities. [People]
Kanye West is behaving himself... for now. He only had nice things to say at the Common and Friends benefit in LA on Saturday night, and he was even cheered on by the crowd. [NYDN, TMZ]
• CNN execs are mulling over possible successors to Larry King now that he's 112 years old and his contract expires in 18 months. Names being thrown around include Ryan Seacrest, Katie Couric, John King, and Joy Behar. [P6]
My Name is Earl's Jaime Pressly married entertainment lawyer Simran Singh on Saturday in Malibu. [Us, People]
• Tawny Kitaen, the chick famous for appearing in a Whitesnake music video, was taken into custody for driving under the influence. Guess that Celebrity Rehab stint didn't work so well. [E!]
• In socialite relationship news, Amanda Hearst's former boyfriend, Winston Lapham, is now dating department store heiress Hailey Bloomingdale. [P6]
• Ticket sales for the Michael Jackson documentary, This Is It, have been huge, even though the movie doesn't open for a month. [NYDN]