Ex-Employee Sues Oprah; Madonna Fires Her Trainer

• A flight attendant who worked aboard Oprah Winfrey's private jet says she was falsely accused of having sex with a pilot mid-flight by another flight attendant and the daughter of Gayle King. And even though she passed the polygraph test she was given, she was fired because of it. So now she's filed a lawsuit against Oprah. Naturally. [NYDN]
David Letterman isn't the only late-night comedian who's found romance in the workplace: Jimmy Kimmel, who split up with comedian Sarah Silverman back in March, is now dating one of the writers on his show. [People]
• Madonna has reportedly parted ways with her nutty trainer, Tracy Anderson. Explains a source: "Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her. Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else." [P6]

• A DNA test proves that Jude Law is the father of Samantha Burke's baby. But we really wish Maury Povich could have read that news to us. [TMZ]
• Erica Wang, the woman who celebrity chef Todd English left at the altar last week, now says he stiffed her with the final wedding charges and sent security guards to force her to move out of their apartment, too. [NYP]
• Heiress Casey Johnson and Courtenay Semel, the daughter of former Warner Bros. and Yahoo! chief Terry Semel, have split up after "a series of explosive fights." They must have been pretty big nasty run-ins. During one such encounter earlier this year, Casey had to go to the hospital after she tried to beat Courtenay up and then Courtenay set her on fire. [P6]
• Poor Roman Polanski reports he's depressed in a Swiss prison. [NYDN]
• Yankee wives and girlfriends have been told by team management to be nice to Kate Hudson and stop talking behind her back. [P6]
• Suri Cruise is wearing heels again... and now the three-year-old is drinking Starbucks, too. Although given "scientologists consider children as a small adults and parents believe there is no reason to treat their offspring differently from anyone else," maybe we shouldn't be surprised. [Daily Mail]
• A Richard Avedon photo of Stephanie Seymour showing off her, um, goods, sold for far more than estimated at Sotheby's on Friday, perhaps because of her recent, high-profile divorce with Peter Brant. [P6]
• Prince Harry and girlfriend Chelsy Davy are back together. [People]
• Subpoenas are going out as more than 24 underage girls pursue a lawsuit against pervy money manager Jeffrey Epstein. The financier's ex-"sex slave," Nadia Marcinkova, and heiress Ghislane Maxwell are on the list. [P6]
• Michael Jackson's new single, "This Is It," began streaming on MichaelJackson.com last night. [People]
Mad Men star Christina Hendricks married fiancé Geoffrey Arend at Il Buco on Sunday. [E!, People]
• Paris Hilton has adopted a teacup pig, in case you happen to care. [TMZ]
• Michael Buble has rebounded from Emily Blunt and is now dating a 22-year-old actress named Luisana Lopilato, who also appears in the video for his new song. [P6]
• Taylor Lautner went to Taylor Swift's concert in Chicago, and he sat next to her mom. They're appearing in a movie together, but could they be dating, too? They should be, if only because " Tay-Tay" would be the best celeb-couple-nickname ever. [People]
• Katy Perry is reportedly going to introduce Russell Brand to her parents at the end of the month. Did we mention her parents are both pastors who run an evangelical ministry? Good luck, Russell. [The Sun]
• Critics weren't impressed by Vince Vaughn's new film Couples Retreat, but it still came in at No. 1 at the box office this weekend with $35 million. [NYDN]
• Tara Reid is reportedly posing for Playboy. [The Sun]
• Emmy Rossum "can't really say" if she's dating Counting Crow Adam Duritz. But she says she gets why "chicks dig" him, which is nice to hear. [People]
• Great news: another Lohan is headed to Hollywood! Youngest brother Michael says he's going to pursue acting. The tabloids are psyched. And Dina has one more child to mooch off of. [The Sun]