We've been on the edge of our seats wondering who public access porn queen Robin Byrd would be supporting in the 2010 elections. But she seems to have finally come to a decision, so you can now "lie back and get comfortable," so to speak.
Byrd donated $500 to Chuck Schumer's reelection campaign recently, and it turns out they've even met in person! But don't think they're friends or anything. Or that they've met without Schumer's wife being present. Or that the senator spent the '80s watching Channel J every evening.
Per Schumer's spokesman: "She was among a large crowd at a widely attended event. Neither Sen. Schumer nor his wife, who also attended, even knew who she was."