Pasty British expat writer Toby Young has news for you, America: your new president isn't "black," so stop acting all excited. "[Am] I the only person in the world who's noticed that Barak [sic ] Obama isn't black?" he wonders. "Slaves were black. Barak [sic ] Oboma [sic ] isn't descended from slaves. He was born in Hawaii and raised by two white people." Can you school us any more on the intricacies of the blacks, Mr. Nilla ?
Obviously, electing Oboma [sic] is a step in the right direction. Americans deserve approximately half the praise they've been heaping on themselves because, after all, Obama is half-African-American.Why are you light-skinned African-Americans always trying to sneak past Toby Young? He sees you. [Spectator ]