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    Smile With Your Ears

    · Tyra went to Disneyland to help Minnie and Mickey work on their runway walks and general fiercitude. That's right, terrorists: Feast your eyes. Ain't never gonna take this away from us. Ain't never!
    · Oprah will bring her long-running syndicated show to an end in 2011 to focus on OWN. But will she bring her ass-kissy expert panel of Ali Wentworth, Mark Consuelos and Gayle King along with her?
    · On her marriage to Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman said, "I thought, I don't deserve to be here. We would go to the Oscars and I would think, I'm here to support him. I felt it was my job to put on a beautiful dress and to be seen and not heard." She then grew profoundly melancholy for a moment, but you'd never know it from her forehead.
    · Nice try, CNN. Those were tomograms, not holograms.
    · Here's a peek at Hollywood's newest 24-hour post-partying eatery, called Our Color Scheme Will Coax The Puke Right Out Of You Sweet Love Hangover.
    · Uh—pardon us if we're the last person on the planet to realize this, but Barack Obama has a Flickr photo stream. With, like, tons of backroom pictures of election night. Riveting. We wish we could just leap in there and restyle Michelle!


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