Gisele & Tom Reproduce; The Tiger Show Goes On

• The most genetically blessed child in the world has arrived. Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and husband Tom Brady are the parents of a bouncing baby boy, although they haven't divulged his name yet. [People]
• He's been selling off his homes left and right to pay off the millions he owes in back taxes. Now Nic Cage is being sued by the mother of his 18-year-old son, Christina Fulton, who claims Cage subjected her to "mental, physical and emotional abuse," promised to pay off $250,000 in credit card debt, and reneged on a promise to give her the house she lives in. She's seeking $13 million, which is probably about $13 million more than Cage can afford. [TMZ, P6]
Giuseppe Cipriani is back! The scandal-plagued restaurateur has been out of the country for the past year as he faces possible criminal charges. But he's working out a deal with the feds, which explains why he's back in NYC and was seen at both Harry Cipriani and Downtown Cipriani yesterday. [P6, NYDN]
• What's the latest with Tiger Woods? Glad you asked! His mother-in-law, who was rushed to the hospital after experiencing stomach pains, was released yesterday and is doing fine; a new report suggests Woods paid a porn star named Veronica Siwik-Daniels for sex "for years" when he was in Las Vegas; another outlet reports he gave one of his other mistresses, Jamie Jungers, thousands of dollars over the years and she used some of the cash to pay for liposuction; the Star reports that Elin Nordegren called Rachel Uchitel 90 minutes before Tiger's car crash, yelled "I know everything," hurled the phone at Tiger's face, and then "chased him around the house" smashing up the place; and Rachel Uchitel is finally speaking out and tells OK! that she's really upset that she's been portrayed as a "villain" up until now. [NYP, NYDN, Star, OK!]

• Jude Law and Sienna Miller are still hooking up. They were spotted out on the town twice over the past few days and "spend every night in the same place together," according to a spy and possible stalker. [P6]
• Julia Roberts got a bit tipsy at a celebrity charades fundraiser the other night. Nobody on her team could understand her clues; she offered to kiss anyone in the audience who submitted a bid; she dropped an F-bomb; and she even writhed around on the floor "pretending to make out with herself." But it was all for charity, so it's okay. [P6, NYDN]
• Sarah Jessica Parker nearly flashed a boob while trying to readjust her dress at her Did You Hear About the Morgans? movie premiere in London. Luckily, Hugh Grant was there to grope her butt. [Sun]
• A tragedy is unfolding at Kate Gosselin's home. She reports that her kids are devastated and have been sobbing constantly now that cameras aren't following them around all the time. Poor things. [Us]
• The White House state dinner crashers aren't going to be saying much for the moment. The Salahis have indicated that if they're subpoenaed to testify on Capitol Hill, they plan to take the Fifth. [MSNBC]
• Nicky Hilton's house was robbed of her laptop and her collection of "wildly expensive Lalique crystal." To make matters worse, it seems the LAPD didn't respond to Nicky's house within seconds and so Paris took to Twitter to complain about it. [TMZ, E!]
• While designing costumes for the Metropolitan Opera production of "Attila," Miuccia Prada reportedly freaked out about the portly size of some of the extras. The Met is "recasting" some new, skinnier women. Phew! [P6]
• Jimmy Choo founder Tamara Mellon has finally settled the lawsuit she filed against her former model mother, Ann Yeardye. Mellon reportedly collected $10 million as part of the deal, not that settling the suit now will make Christmas any less awkward. [P6]
• They were divorced four months ago, but that hasn't stopped Amy Winehouse from reuniting with Blake Fielder-Civil since returning to the UK. Most recently, the couple had a "36-hour secret love tryst." Oh, and Blake went out and got himself a tattoo of Amy's face on his hand. [Sun]
Alec Baldwin is a big fan of morning sex, just so you're aware. [Starpulse]
• Madonna's four-year-old son is a big fan of his mom's music, apparently. (Not that he has much of a choice about it, does he?) [People]
• Rihanna has a new tattoo! "Never a failure, always a lesson" now appears on her shoulder, but it's written backwards. Presumably, RiRi does a lot of looking in the mirror, so she should be fine. [OK!]
• Jill Zarin went skating with her Real Housewives of New York co-stars in Bryant Park and wore a skimpy magenta skating ensemble, naturally. If you need a laugh on this rainy Wednesday morning, the photo that accompanies the story should do the trick. [NYDN]