Peaches Geldof Not Sure She Loves You Anymore

  • Fameball and celebrity spawn Peaches Geldof, 19, was shocked to learn her secret wedding to musician Chester French, 24, may not, in fact, "last forever." In fact it may not last 100 days, pending the results of yet another secret getaway. [Sun]
  • Jennifer Aniston wore a tight top to lunch at the Ivy in Los Angeles to basically prove she's not pregnant with John Mayer's baby. Now the celebrity press is saying she's attention starved. Sigh.
  • A supposedly gaunt and frail Madonna had a big coughing fit outside a Kabbalah meeting in LA. Alex Rodriguez is said to be thinking about following her on tour to South America.
  • If you're going to send Lil' Kim Moet champagne, make damn sure it's the right type of Moet champagne, or she'll send that ish back. [R&M - third item]
  • Former Times writer Sharon Waxman counts four affairs at the Getty Museum in Los Angeles. [P6]
  • It's not so much that Yale Club members mind their facility being rented for weddings so much as that the weddings are for people from Bronx, if you know what we mean. Oh heavens! [Post]
  • Amy Winehouse is thinking on a divorce. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Regis Philbin forgot the name of Saturday Night Live's Darrell Hammond as he was introducing him. Hammond is the longest-serving player on the show (not that it did him any good). [OK!]
  • Samantha Ronson is being blamed for Lindsay Lohan's decision to pull out of a music awards show in Monte Carlo. Naturally, since a hot guy was involved, it must have been the lesbian. [Sun]
  • Here are some pictures of Michael Douglas passed out on his wife. [LA Rag Mag]
  • The plot thickened in the Jennifer Hudson family killings. [ET]