JE Englebert Is Your Source for Used Rachel Uchitel Clothing

Club owner and incorrigible attention addict JE Englebert is back with another shameless publicity stunt. He says he's auctioning off an outfit that Tiger Woods Mistress No. 1 Rachel Uchitel wore when she worked as a VIP hostess at TAO in Las Vegas. But he's giving the proceeds to a charity that fights domestic abuse, so it's all cool. Or not. Englebert's latest typo-ridden press release is below.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
Outfit of Rachel Uchitel, the 1st alleged
mistress Tiger Woods to be auctioned off !!
A New York City nightclub owner has the VIP Hostess outfit of Rachel Uchitel, the 1st alleged mistress of superstar golf player Tiger Woods. Club owner JE Englebert will announce a press conference soon showing off the garment and announcing his plan to auction it off on Ebay.com to donate the funds to a domestic abuse charity.
"When Woods and his wife decided to go clubbing at 230am in the morning this turned into domestic abuse" "They apparently couldn’t decide between using the wood (tree) or the iron (fire hydrant)" says Englebert. Englebert received the garments from one of his waitresses who want's to keep anonymous whom worked with Rachel at TAO Las Vegas where Rachel was a VIP hostesses. Reports state that Rachel Uchitel was offered hush money from the Woods camp to keep quiet about her affair in the amount, between $1 and $3 million dollars.
For all press and media inquiries, contact:
Floyd Beniot at Recognition Public Relations

Previously: JE Englebert Cares About Free Speech [Cityfile]