Jake & Anne Get Linked; Demi Goes on Defense

• Jake Gyllenhaal just split up with Reese Witherspoon. Has he already moved on with Anne Hathaway? That's what the National Enquirer is suggesting. So it could be true, but it could also be totally made up. [ShowbizSpy]
• In other Anne Hathaway news, it turns out the guy who crashed his bike into the car she was sitting in earlier this week was a paparazzo. [AP]
• Demi Moore posted a pic of herself to Twitter—it was an outtake from a recent Harper's Bazaar photo shoot—and fellow Twitter users unleashed their wrath, suggesting the photos had been Photoshopped and telling her she looked old. "I'm 47. How am I supposed to look?" she responded. This actually makes us feel a bit bad for Demi, which isn't something that happens very often. [Us]
• "Snooki" (Nicole Polizzi) from MTV's Jersey Shore has been fired from her receptionist job for taking time off to go to LA to promote the show. (She's not too broken up about it. She got to hang out with Kristin Cavallari while she was there, so it was totally worth it.) In other Snooki news, the guy who punched her in the face on the show, a scene MTV censored, says he's sorry. [NYDN, Us]

• Some tabloids have reported that Tiger Woods has been at home eating cereal and watching cartoons. Us Weekly says he's been spending his evenings hitting golf balls in the dark to "clear his head." So who knows. But Tiger's wife, Elin Nordegren, has been more productive. She may have already hired bad-ass celebrity divorce lawyer Sorrell Trope, the guy who handled Nicole Kidman and Britney Spears' divorces. [Us, NYP, NYDN]
• Eager to milk every one of her 15 minutes, Tiger Woods mistress Jaimee Grubbs recently participated in a photo shot for Maxim magazine. [P6]
• That black eye Melanie Griffith has been sporting all over Los Angeles? She got it from surgery to remove early stage cancer from her face, according to her rep. Not because she got Botox or because Antonio Banderas flew into a rage when she burned his soup, in case that was what you imagined. [Us]
• Poor Olivia Palermo. The socialite and star of The City opened People last week only to see that the mag had misspelled her name. She notified them, though, and the mag ran a correction this week, so let's hope she's feeling better about the whole ordeal. [RTE]
• Did you know Ivana Trump "is big, big, big in Spain"? We didn't either, but Liz Smith says she is, so it must be true. [wowOwow]
• On The View yesterday, Elizabeth Hasselbeck asked The Lovely Bones' Stanley Tucci if his wife had seen the film. His wife died last May. Ugh. [P6]
• Why isn't Padma Lakshmi talking about her pregnancy? It's not because she doesn't want to be asked about the identity of the baby's father, who is believed to be elderly billionaire Teddy Forstmann. It's just because she's superstitious! [People]
• Lady Gaga took a little fall on stage while singing "Bad Romance" on tour. But don't worry, she's doing just fine. [TMZ]
• Exciting news about Ashley Dupre's ex! "The former limo service and strip joint owner once engaged to the high-class hooker who cost former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer his job in 2008, just opened a nightclub in Juno Beach." See you there! [Page2Live]
• Questioned about how he was doing with a new (and still nameless ) baby in the house, Tom Brady said, "It's good, I'm glad it's over." We hope that someone has since explained to Tom that the whole pregnancy/birth thing is actually just the beginning. [People]
• Just a few days ago, Michael Lohan's ex, Erin Muller, had him arrested for violating a restraining order. Now she's turned herself in to the police for "allegedly kicking him in the head" while intoxicated. [TMZ, P6]
• More than eight years after Bill Clinton left the White House, a new book has come out that says he had an affair with Susan McDougal, the woman who was thrown in jail for refusing to answer questions by Ken Starr (and who was later pardoned by Clinton). The tell-all also quotes Monica Lewinsky as saying that Clinton lied to a grand jury about their hookups. [P6, NYDN]
• A former assistant to the Wayans brothers claims the brothers stole his idea for their book, 101 Ways to Know You're a Golddigger. [NYDN]
• LeeLee Sobieski—that actress whose name you can never remember and who looks a lot like Helen Hunt—had a baby girl. The dad is menswear designer Adam Kimmel. [Us]
• Robin Thicke and Paula Patton are having a baby boy. [Essence]
• Braylon Edwards of the Jets fathered a secret love child with former America's Next Top Model contestant Nik Pace, and now the baby mama is suing him for $70,000 a month in child support. [P6]
• William Shatner suffers from tinnitus, a constant ringing of the ear, in case Shatner's health is of any interest to you. [MSNBC]
• The guy who Jennifer Garner filed a restraining order against last year and who recently showed up near Violet Affleck's school, has been charged with stalking as well as disobeying a court order. [TMZ]
• The oldest Jo Bro, Kevin Jonas, is reportedly getting married tomorrow at an estate on Long Island. Prepare to spend the holidays consoling your nieces over this tragedy. [P6]
• Critical Gosselin family update: Jon and Kate's divorce should be final before the end of the year. [MSNBC, TMZ]
• What's it like to have dinner with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes? According to David Beckham, they're the kind of people who suggest playing singing games while at dinner. [Us]