Jennifer Aniston has an "unbelievably warm and respectful" relationship with ex-husband Brad Pitt, but that skank new wife of his? Who recently told the Times she and Pitt fell in love on the Mr. & Miss Smith set, while he was still married to Aniston? She's a piece of work. "That stuff about how she couldn't wait to get to work every day? That was really uncool."
This one ex-hooker may or may not have tape recorded her phone conversations with Ashley Dupre, call girl to Eliot Spitzer. On this basis, she's been deemed worthy of a pay-to-view porn site in her honor. Looking at naked pictures of a girl who maybe talked to Dupre a few times will set you back $5.99 . [P6]
A Harlem church's applause for Hillary Clinton was merely "courteous." Scandal! [P6]
Sarah Jessica Parker would like everyone to know that there is no Sex And The City movie sequel until she says there is a Sex And The City movie sequel. OK? Thanks. [Access Hollywood]
Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend showed up at a Christian bookstore for Stephen Baldwin's book signing. Cyrus is friends with Baldwin's daughter; Baldwin has a a Hannah Montana tattoo on his arm, because Cyrus dared him to. [E!]
Either Joe the Plumber was trashing John McCain, or a bunch of bar patrons decided to swarm some McCain-hater who looks like Joe the Plumber. [P6]