Oh Fox & Friends, you so crazy! This morning the disastrous Fox News morning Gabberwocky turned its sad wrinkly visage upon dessicated singer Madonna's atomic divorce from film director Guy Ritchie and her crazy "Madonna's Reasons Why Not" list of rules for Ritchie's child visitation rights. And in the middle of it Steve Doocy said "breast" when he meant to say "blessed." And then human Flowbee Gretchen Carlson revealed that she knows the term "Freudian." Chuckling! We are chuckling! Watch the inane clip above.

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