I don't hate people. I love people. But people kind of suck. Take a look at the anonymously voted priorities for America's still-unnamed chief technologist at Obama CTO: "Ensure the Internet is widely accessible & network neutral" beats "repeal the Patriot Act" by a much bigger margin than Obama pulled over McCain. Repealing the Patriot Act isn't something Obama's CTO could do, but everyone knows "net neutrality" is code for "stop Comcast from slowing my BitTorrent porn." Here's a better idea: Government jobs for Owen and me.

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