JAP-y comedian Sarah Silverman, who used to be funny and fuck Matt Damon but is now mostly obnoxious, just sold a book to HarperCollins for $2.5 million, reports the New York Observer. Silverman, who dated equally unfunny Jimmy Kimmel and who would be so much more attractive if she stopped dressing like a teenage boy, will follow the Tina Fey book-writing formula by writing a "collection of comedic essays." Fey got $6 mil, by the way, and her proposal was modeled on the "humorous essays" of the also-unfunny Nora Ephron. "A collection of comedic essays" is the new phrase when you're a celeb who wants to sell a book for a lot of money, but haven't actually started writing one yet.

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