"Is your closet overloaded with designer clothes and shoes? Do you carry your teacup Maltese as an accessory? Do you live in an amazing home with maids, a chef, a personal assistant or a driver? Do you live a lifestyle everyone envies?"
If you answered "yes" to those questions—and you're not at all concerned about becoming the laughingstock of a nation—you may be interested to know that a sad knockoff of Bravo's Real Housewives franchise is in the works.
Play your cards right and you, too, could walk away with the golden ticket and your very own line of low-calorie cocktails or a book on etiquette!