· We really don't know what ET expected to get out of this interview with the stars of a porn version of Facts of Life, but we'll just consider ourselves lucky we never got to meet Mrs. Garrett and Jo.
· Videogum lays out a compelling conspiracy web implicating Obama, Rahm Emanuel, Abraham Lincoln, and Elton John.
· We hear there was a hot Cartman boys' shower scene that never made it to the final cut of South Park's ode to High School Musical last night.
· Bush gives the shocker.
· On Tom Colicchio's Top Chef blog, the judge admitted that the smell of fresh bear blood on freshly sliced apples drove him wild with desire. (Actually that's just how it played out in our heads.)

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