"Bruce Turner, 43, said he was ticketed [for an open container] during a barbecue on Memorial Day weekend near his home in East New York. [He] showed up on Wednesday after missing his first summons in July. To his surprise, he was told that his case had been dismissed."But seriously, dude. Just call your precinct. Adds our tipster,
"Regardless of whether or not you have an answer, I think an 'advice' email address would do us functioning alcoholic New Yorkers a service, and shit, you know you'd get nothing but entertaining e-mails in that inbox!"That's exactly what we're afraid of.