Madonna Sticks with Jesus; Jen Aniston Moves On

• It looks like Madonna and Jesus Luz haven't broken up after all. The singer and her Brazilian boy toy attended the London premiere for Tom Ford's A Single Man on Monday night and "they were all over each other" and "kissing in front of everyone," according to people who were there. So if they have broken up, well, they have a funny way of showing it. [NYDN]
• Lindsay Lohan isn't a hoarder because she has a shopping problem; it's because "a lot of it is gifted," says Dina Lohan. LiLo and her mom/party pal say they plan to donate a lot of Lindsay's "stuff" to charity and the public will be able to buy some of it on their website. So head over to lohanhouse.com in case ripped leggings and Red Bull-stained clothing is your thing. [People]
• Tiger Woods is a free man: After a month in sex rehab, he's reportedly flown home to Florida with his wife. So consider yourself warned. [Radar]
• Since things didn't work out too well with Brad, Vince, or John, Jennifer Aniston has decided that she "wants to be set up with a wealthy businessman, not a celebrity," at least according to an anonymous "insider." Somebody call Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger. Stat! [Us]

• Charlie Sheen will be officially charged with felony menacing and misdemeanor assault either today or Monday following his Christmas Day assault on wife Brooke Mueller. (It's unlikely he'll spend any time behind bars if he's convicted, although he could be fined as much as $100,000.) And in related news, Mueller has been released from the rehab center/relaxation facility where she's been staying the past few weeks, and her pneumonia is much better, you'll be glad to hear. [TMZ, NYDN]
• Michael Jackson's doctor, Dr. Conrad Murray, was supposed to be arraigned today on manslaughter charges, but that may not happen due to a dispute between prosecutors and the LAPD over whether or not Murray will get to voluntarily surrender or not. When Murray finally does get to see the inside of a courtroom, he's expected to enter a not guilty plea. [TMZ, People]
• Is there a chance Howard Stern will replace Simon Cowell on American Idol? That's what producers of the show are supposedly hoping for, since Stern is one of the few people who could be "even nastier than Simon." And the timing could work out nicely since Stern's contract with Sirius XM is set to expire soon. [P6]
• The most famous house on the Jersey Shore is up for rent! Yes, the six-bedroom house in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, that housed the gang from MTV's Jersey Shore is going for $6,500 a night, and the owner says he's cleaned it from top to bottom since the cast moved out, you'll be relieved to hear. [TMZ]
• In other Jersey Shore news, Us Weekly gave Snooki a makeover this week, although she wasn't too pleased with the final results: "I feel like my grandmother." [Us]
• Simon Monjack, Brittany Murphy's husband, was surprised by yesterday's news that Murphy died of pneumonia, anemia, and "multiple drug intoxication," since she was "not that ill" on the day she passed away, he says. [People, Us]
• Madonna held an "epic" dance-off at meatpacking district club SL on Wednesday night, which involved 30 people forming a circle around her and showing off their moves. Apparently this was because she's "looking for dancers for her upcoming tour." [P6]
• Crime does pay, it turns out. Remember the teens that were part of the "Bling Ring" and were accused of stealing stuff from the likes of Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan? Yea, well, since then they've been featured in a Vanity Fair spread, appeared on Good Morning America, and one even has a reality show in the works. [People]
• Some guy showed up to a concert by Jared Leto's band, 30 Seconds to Mars, claimed he had a bomb in a box, and got tackled by security. It turns out the box just contained candy and a blender. [TMZ]
Twilight actress Kristen Stewart had jury duty in LA this week and took part in a three-day trial involving a man accused of soliciting a prostitute. Stars: They're just like us! [TMZ]
• Tiger Woods collected $64 million in endorsements last year, according to Forbes. Needless to say, 2010 won't be nearly as profitable for the scandal-plagued golfer. [NYDN]
Kim Cattrall's love interest in the Sex and the City sequel will be a 26-year-old model, in case you were wondering. [LA Times]
• Victoria Beckham's ring tone is Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy," in case you were wondering about that. [The Sun]
• Kevin Federline used to be fat. Then Celebrity Fit Club swooped in to help him get into wife beater-wearing form again and now he's skinny. Can we drop the subject now? [Us]
• Ashton Kutcher could care less about Valentine's Day: "I think every day should be a day of romance." [NYDN]