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- We declared the era of celebrity hedonism dead, which made room for the era of the adorable puppy. Including the blowjob puppy!
- Keith Olbermann didn't vote, which made The View ladies mad. But at least he didn't vote for a fake wardrobe.
- The economy! We are all doomed. Even hookers, sort of!
- Jon Stewart might get killed, while TRL is already dead.
- Rahm Emanuel is Jewish! Just like Oxford rugby parties.
- We watched the saddest episode of The Hills, EVAR.
- Linda Tripp reminded us that she still exists, as does George Bush, for now!
- The Eliot Spitzer hooker would like her interview now, please.
- Pushing Daisies shouldn't get canceled, but your Out subscription should. (Kidding! Keep reading!)
- Cindy McCain sucked face with some dude!
- And then, finally, the Iraq War ended.
