In honor of the new James Bond film, we're gifting the writers of our five best comments this week with one of our most enigmatic prizes yet: a tablespoon of solace! Typically, we'd be giving out a quantum's worth, but because of the wonky solace exchange rate, a tablespoon it shall be! Naturally, as befits the libidinous secret agent, we've included quite a few sex puns this week. Was the competition stiff? Indubitably.

Click through for the winners!

· DudleyDion on Look, Everyone! It's Video Of Daniel Radcliffe's Naughties!: I have been hitting "click to enlarge" repeatedly but it doesn't seem to work on him.

· naugahydeinplainsight on Fergie Retrofitted With Crotch-Veil In New 'Nine' Promotional Photo: Says Fergie: "That snatch of mine saves Nine."

· 92BuickLeSabre on Defamer Exclusive: 'MADtv' Canceled: Where will all the comedians with funny noses go now?

· misterdirky on How Dare You Insinuate That Lindsay Lohan is a Lesbian?!: Just because she wishes Deadliest Catch came in Smell-O-Vision does NOT make her a lesbian.

· ObamaIsMyPresident on Two Inches Of Lance Bass Lost In Space: Hmm...wonder how many inches his ex Reichen took?

Congratulations to our winners! Losers, back to the fridge with ya.

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