The New York Times reports that as President, Barry O may not be allowed to use a smartphone. Not even an iPhone. Worse: "A decision has not been made on whether he could become the first e-mailing president, but aides said that seemed doubtful." Twitter is right out. Did I miss a memo on this roadblock before I voted? (Photo by the New York Times/Ozier Muhammad)

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