It's a mixed bag tonight, and despite what we learned from last night's Silverman-Rose man-grapple, the world of television programming still holds many delightful mysteries, from androgynous best friend candidates to wolf children.

WATCH

Paris Hilton's My New BFF [10 PM, MTV] - This week Paris invites some BFF rejects back to makeover the remaining contestants before they strut it at a fashion show. Later the girls try to raise money using only a bucket and a cardboard cutout of Paris. Fingers crossed that Onch is one of the returning airheads.

My Shocking Story: Real Wolf Kids [8 PM, TLC] - This show has been circled in red on our calendar since early September months. Tonight's hour long show profiles kids with hypertrichosis or "werewolf syndrome," a rare condition that causes a lot of bodily hair growth. For you hairy people out there - Yes, you, one locker over at Gold's - do not start saying you have this to justify not waxing your shoulders.

The Colbert Report [11:30 PM, Comedy Central] - The first 15 minutes of this show compete head-to-head with Letterman's first quarter-hour and this week Colbert is winning, thanks in large part to a strong run on the Campbell's-Progresso War. Tonight, singer-songwriter Paul Simon promotes his new book of song lyrics.

TiVo

Man Caves [10 PM, DIY] - We wanted to make a bunch of gay jokes about man caves here but SNL already used all of them. DIY's Jason Cameron and former NFL defender Tony Siragusa help men create man-centric rooms that will really annoy their wives.

The Even Stevens Movie [8 PM, Disney] - For all of you Shia LaBeouf fanatics, check out tonight's flashback to a life before Disturbia and Transformers. The Stevens family thinks they are getting a free island vacation, but they end up the subject of a new reality television show. Not unlike Survivor, but with more jokes.

KILL

Glamour's 20 Wedding Do's and Don'ts [8 PM, Style Network] - 90% of your high school graduating classes are either married or engaged, so turn into this moving/talking magazine article to know what they are and aren't doing correctly. Or clean your bathroom.

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