By Sheila, 5:37 PM on Wed Nov 19 2008, 9,013 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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So the Dow closed, terribly, under 8,000 for the first time in five years, Time Inc's chopping more heads, and we're still looking for your layoff stories! (Send them to tips@gawker.com.) Oh, and? Remember the sad layoff story we you told you about earlier—it was a "post-9/11 husband-and-wife double-whammy"? There's more woe:

"So, I just got laid off again! Right before the holidays. Nothing really interesting about the layoff though, except that it sucks."

Good luck, comrade. Srsly.