· Finally, we've learned "what happened to Andrae": he's been busy watering his dress from Season 2 of Project Runway.

· When told she would be attending Gucci’s Tattoo Heart Collection launch event, Madonna instead heard, "Gucci's Skin-a-Muppet Fantasyland Spectacular."

· Madonna dares to push the envelope with her latest, sexually provocative reinvention as a furry.

· A-Rod likes 'em hairy. Actually, hairier.

· Weedwhacker, Guy, weedwhacker.

• MADGE GOES GREEN FOR GUCCI [Faded Youth]

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