How long before we're living The Road?
I can't wait until the members of our generation unite to become the world's first geriatric vagabond army. We can all move to Bill O'Reilly's San Francisco and smoke pot whilst we sit on a hill and watch as the robot overlords enslave our children. See you in 2050.
A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants, is miles ahead in results.
—Bennett Cerf (founder of Random House)
They're ending them but not reducing them! YAY!