Neel Kashkari: Officially Sexy Hey ladies: how'd you like to meet a guy with $700 billion in his pocket , a gleaming bald pate, and a memory full of Bernie Kosar quotes ? Sexy is spelled N-E-E-L! Last name Kashkari! Our favorite steely-eyed Treasury Dept. appointee and Congressional chew toy is on People 's list of Sexiest Men Alive—actually he's on the backup list, "Sexy A-Z." Even People couldn't get anything other than the same fucking straight-ahead staring pose that he's been using forever . Neel, how about frolicking merrily on a pile of $100 bills instead? Is our Republican financial overlord really as sexy as dance studio owner Maksim Chmerkovskiy? Click through for Neel's close-up and decide for yourself! Neel Kashkari: Officially Sexy