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Every so often one commenter serves the public body in singularly superb fashion. These comrades deserve recognition individually—a chance to come forward and take a bow. Today we honor commenter CodePink, who in her weird, warm, wise, and always funny way makes the days tick by just a little faster. Enjoy five of her best comments this week after the jump. Nobody does it better.
- From Anna Wintour To New York Magazine: 'Just Go Away':
"Ms. Wintour: 'Well, that's an interesting question; what's more interesting to me is if your mother cries every night because you turned out so ugly and stupid. Goodbye.'" - From On Stylista, The Fat Girl Is 'The Elephant In The Room':
"Last time I went on a Fat Rampage, I pushed down shelves of canned ham at C-Town, shook 7 Up two liter bottles and opened them all at the same, and then threw poundcakes at children, all whilst snarling." - From The Next New Thing: The Next New Thing:
"Here are some new things:
mint flavored soda
raspberry hamburgers
computers that can fit in your eyeball!
rainbow colored babies
Kansastana
marrying my aunt!" - From Why Aren't There Any Good Hoaxes Anymore?:
"I one time went to the store to buy bananas but instead i bought apples and tried to make a banana split out of apples and everyone was like that's more like apple pie ala mode and i said no it's a banana split and then three people jumped off the roof because it messed them up so bad that idea. it was hoax!" - From Seriously, Why Even Bother Profiling Julia Allison?:
"What I ask is this: why even bother bothering to bother being bothered by bothering?"
And many, many more. Congrats Pinkie!
