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- Hot dog! We have a wiener! And it's Hillary Clinton, who may or may not have been offered and may or may not accept the job of Secretary of State. Whee!
- A famous blogger is in trouble with the law!
- Happy TV Christmas and Thanksgiving everyone!
- Ashley Dupre is back! She's on TV and everything! We have advice for her.
- Al-Qaeda called our new president names and a douchebag sued over getting called a douchebag.
- Another week, another opportunity to just write PUPPIES!
- Next week, Bill O'Reilly will take on beatniks. Did you know they listen to jazz?
- Katie Couric tried some more GOTCHA JOURNALISM with Dave.
- Soon Anna Wintour may be out of job! But, like, maybe voluntarily. Unlike you and everyone else in the nation. There's always Dubai.
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