Floundering maker of autos GM got slammed for flying its executives to Washington on private jets to beg for a government bailout. They were denied, so now they've decided to cut back on every last unnecessary expense. And today, the company announced that it's going to end its $8 million per year endorsement contract with Tiger Woods. Though GM swears that, hey, this has nothing to do with their desperate quest for a bailout—"the timing...is purely coincidental." (Bullshit, judging purely on outward appearance). Where else is the company cutting costs? Everywhere, starting with the paper towels!:
- They're buying cheaper "wipe-up towels" to "lower GM's 'cost per wipe.'"
- They've stopped replacing batteries in their wall clocks, and updating them for daylight savings time
- They didn't even hold press conferences at the latest auto show.
- Cheaper pencils!
- No more voice mail: "Recordings that used to say, 'please leave a message,' now say 'please call back.'"