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Dear God, Call The Secret Service!

By Ryan Tate, 2:36 AM on Tue Nov 25 2008, 1,629 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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"At Obama’s Chicago headquarters RIGHT NOW." [Julia Allison, Video]

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