• Alex's Rodriguez's people did their best to spread word he wasn't going to ditch his kids and ex-wife at Thanksgiving to see Madonna in New York, as had been previously rumored. After everyone duly printed the Yankees slugger would be in Miami with his family instead, it emerged Madonna would accompany Rodriguez to Miami, via private jet. Should make for interesting dinner conversation!
• Kanye West's "secret girl" is a supermodel he "hand-picked" for a video. We bet he did. [Sun]
• Law & Order is doing a Heath Ledger episode, except instead of an actor, the Ledger-like character will be a male model. He has sex and does drugs with a girl he meets at a club, and is found dead by his friends the next morning. [P6]
• Angelina Jolie is really, really, truly pregnant. In Touch means it this time you guys! [Mail]

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