What are "50 New York Socials" thankful for this holiday? Guest of a Guest talked to people who are supposed to be the city's tastemakers, movers, and shakers—yet aside from a few things, like not having to mix with the proles on the subway and utter fearlessness of God, their lists sound just like your Aunt Martha's: family, friends and being able to afford weed and champagne. We've broken their predictibility into a pie chart, proving that there truly is no randomness in the universe. Click for it.

Friends: 25
Family: 21
Mom: 7
Being employed: 7
Barack Obama: 6
Getting knocked up: 3
Not having to ride the subway: 2
God: 1
Weed and other trifles: 18

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