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    Nov 26, 2008 6:00 PM 6,775
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    A Thanksgiving Prayer

    Every year (since last year) on this magical day before Thanksgiving, we bring you this inspiring message of hope and change from the original Barack Obama, junkie wife-murderer William S. Burroughs. It is a prayer to heal our troubled nation in these dark times.


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