• By Ryan Tate
    Dec 3, 2008 7:00 AM 2,154
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    Birthday Brings Britney Spears Much-Needed Attention

    • Despite showing off her cleavage, Britney Spears managed to attract only the likes of Lance Bass and Ciara to her big 27th birthday party at Tejune. But that's still a better guest list than she'd have been allowed at either of the mental hospitals she visited this year. And she's finally the center of America's attention!
    • A judge and prosecutor totally framed Roman Polanski for having sex with that kid. And the 30-year U.S. fugitive has a documentary to prove it! [P6]
    • Mary-Kate Olsen is NOT pregnant, just 102 pounds. Such a cow. [Us]
    • Patrick Swayze is NOT on his deathbed or last legs, just a victim of rumors. [Daily Star]
    • The Post pre-reviewed Cher's forthcoming album of covers: "Delight of trannies everywhere." Wow. [P6]
    • How many times did Donald Trump tell his idiot brother Robert to get a prenup? How many times?? [P6]


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