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social networks 615 35,124 Inside Facebook’s Outsourced Anti-Porn and Gore Brigade, Where ‘Camel Toes’ are More Offensive Than ‘Crushed Heads’

horrible people 276 8,689 Chris Brown and Rihanna to Collaborate On a Song

twincest 250 37,228 Could This Gay Male Twin Fuck Story Possibly Be Real?

the deadly skies 243 4,860 Over Half the Pets That Died On Airplanes Last Year Flew Delta

the colbert report 202 69,886 The Colbert Report Mysteriously Suspends Production (UPDATE)

the children 193 1,749 America’s Giant Kids Demand Giant New School Desks

linsanity 135 7,337 Sarah Palin No Longer Afraid of Asians: Linsanity Cured Her

social networks 114 5,614 Facebook Releases New Content Guidelines, Now Allows Bodily Fluids

found it 113 12,744 Feast Your Eyes On This Tiny Monkey Biting a Transvestite’s Ear

jeremy lin 111 16,899 What If Kim and Lin Started Dating?

journalismism 108 24,021 Politico Mistakes State Flag for Union Flag, Idiocy Ensues

blind items 98 45,801 Which Famous Lady Has a String of Gentleman Callers Visiting Her Hotel Room?

Vanity Affair 92 31,449 Love, Lies, and Liz Taylor: A Literary Cheating Scandal at Vogue and Vanity Fair

confessions 89 134,166 Here’s Why Your Relationship is Doomed, and Other Confessions of a Therapist

rip 78 27,079 Socialite Keels Over in the Middle of a Fashion Show in the Front Row

amanda knox 66 17,450 Amanda Knox’s Murder Mystery Memoir Sold For Four Million

montauk grifter 62 83,383 The Montauk Grifter: How One Con Man Used OkCupid for Fun, Fraud, and Profit

relationship advice 52 17,865 Times Media Reporter Brian Stelter Reveals Number-One Dating Secret

cat tats 47 27,162 Russian Man Gives His Cat the Least Creative Chest Tattoo

headlines 44 14,124 Snooki’s Getting Married (or Not)