Have 'Em In Bed by Midnight: The one morning we don't listen to Ryan Seacrest's show, look at what we miss: Pussycat Dolls Celebrity Child Daycare is officially ready for business! And they didn't waste any time courting their first client. "We can babysit Britney Spears' kids!" said lead Doll Nicole Scherzinger, whose combo will open for Spears on her upcoming tour. Surely both parties couldn't ask for a better deal, with young Sean and Jayden Federline getting the tender pop-burlesque nanny care that has long eluded them, and the gaze of the boys' innocent eyes helping the Dolls endure the nightly pain of backstage Brazilian waxes. Win-win! [RyanSeacrest.com]