· There's just four more days until MTV premieres their latest bisexual dating show, A Double Shot at Love, starring the "Ikky Twins" Rikki and Vikki. In the sneak peek above, Vikki admits she's the twin with a dick.
· Throw something on Kanye's stage, you just might have inadvertently inspired his newest NSFW hit.
· Fox's The Secret Millionaire is caught in a phony phony-poor-person check-giveaway scheme.
· Boy George was found guilty of Norwegianhustlernapping today. As his punishment, he will be required to—slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Slurrrrrp. Slrrrrr. Sl. Slll. Sl. OK, where were we? Oh right, Boy George's sentence. No word yet.
· "'It is a reverse Punk’d,' says Fox President of Alternative Entertainment Mike Darnell. “'Instead of the worst day of your life and then a joke at the end, this is the reverse. This is the best day of your life, and then we arrest you.'"
· Hey—McDonald's went with Sterling Cooper's campaign idea. WTG, Peggy Olson!
· Wow—that one uninjured dog sure must be hungry.
· Bronx Mowgli Wentz, ca. 2032.

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