SCOTUS Refuses to Deny Secret Muslim the PresidencyS

Sad news for crazy people: the Supreme Court decided not to hear an emergency call to intervene to stop Barack Obama from assuming the presidency, on account of how he's secretly not a citizen. The nut who brought the suit "also contends that two other candidates, Republican John McCain and Socialist Workers candidate Roger Calero, also are not natural-born citizens and thus ineligible to be president." Even David Horowitz has had enough of this nonsense. (This nonsense sponsored by Alan Keyes.) [AP/Yahoo]