• Kate Moss and her boyfriend may be welcoming a child into their continuous boxing match/family.
• Mariah Carey may also be pregnant. She was clutching an apparent sonogram as she exited the office of the OB/GYN to the stars. [P6]
• Vanity Fair assembled an epic photo shoot to commemorate the Four Seasons restaurant's 50th anniversary, but there's no way editor and Waverly Inn proprietor Graydon Carter was going to show up for that picture. He had a terrible case of the flu, you see. [P6]

• Robert De Niro cried when Barack Obama won the election, and it took him until now to admit it. Anybody wanna make a joke about that? Because De Niro will happily show you what change means to YOU. [Daily Star]
• David Bowie's family does not wait with commoners at the pediatric eye doctor. Ever. [P6]
• Britney Spears wants her dancers clean and sober. It'll be more fun to corrupt them that way! [E!]
• Poor Alex Rodriguez can't sell either of his homes. [Cindy Adams]
• Pamela Anderson made out with/terrified Stephen Dorff, passed out on David LaChapelle, went to four more parties and ended up with some other poor sap. [P6]

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