So we've gotten an aggravating amount of tips about some kind of hell book called Natural Harvest that is comprised entirely of recipes for meals involving semen. Like, human ejaculate. It's nothing short of horrifying. It's been covered in a bunch of other places already, but still everyone wants us to know about it. Except us! We don't want to know anything! So here, in the hopes of shooing you people away, is a brief acknowledgment:


So that's it. We ask you now to please, please, please, for the love of all that is holy and good in this shitty old world of ours, stop constantly reminding us that this hideous thing exists. It is such a profound bummer.