• By Richard Lawson
    Dec 12, 2008 10:56 AM 4,222
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    In Defense Of Lady Gaga, Whose VMA Performance "Will Inspire A Movement"

    Help Make a Young Man's Megan Fox Fantasies Come True

    "OK, Now Get Back In the Van."
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    Mary-Kate's Eyeliner Permanently Smudged On Account of the Constant Tears Over The Strife of Never Knowing Whatever Happened to Predictability

    [That's Mary-Kate Olsen, star of the critically beloved "Winning London" (I'm a critic, right?), at a movie screening in New York last night; image via WENN]

    CodePink's new line beats the original, "Master Allows Me to Leave the Castle Just Once a Year..."


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