Defamer's Week in Review: Dong sings, Carrie Fisher transforms, T.R. Knight walks and we get a face-lift! And all those awards! Join us in reflecting after the jump.

· People dealt with their body images in different ways this week. We slimmed down. Carrie Fisher accessorized.
· We sat through one middling awards announcement after another after another after another before the Golden Globes came to play with their heavyweight snub game.
· Things got a little lonely for Ben Silverman, who had nobody around to fetch him champagne after NBC retained Jay Leno. And neither Conan nor SAG have yet stopped by with congratulatory fruit baskets. What gives?
· Catherine Hardwicke's services were no longer needed on the Twilight franchise or her outgoing answering-machine message. Hollywood homonculus Chris Weitz is rumored to at least fill the Twlight vacancy.
· Morning-show and Letterman guest Paula Abdul began a safer, healthier new life as a talk-show refugee.
· Rob Corddry and Reader director Stephen Daldry kindly returned our telephone calls.
· Hey! Is that Emma Watson? And why is she all gussied up for a matinee at the Arclight?
· T.R. Knight appeared to be on the way out at Grey's Anatomy. Megan Mullally ignited her own mid-career meltdown in firm solidarity.
· Let's face it: Peter Chernin and Tom Rothman have far too much important, unfinished work to do at Fox to leave the studio now.
· Have you met our new friend Dong? He has a favor to ask.

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