· Kathie Lee riffs on two chicks who climbed into a KFC sink and photographed themselves bathing. That last zinger really earns her some kind of Get Out of Defamer Free card.

· ""Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Treatment Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family's privacy at this time,' Reid's rep tells ET." We have to admit, we're completely stunned by this news. Tara Reid still has representation?
· Michael Phelps's one-man show, Boooook!, is garnering much critical acclaim!
· American Idol has decided they've had enough of Giving Back. Hey—no bitching; we got a Karaoke Master to crown. Wheel in the next contestant!
· Um. Yeah. This.