Republican Florida governor Charlie Crist—who can never shake the unverified gay rumors—was forced to commit a sexual act with a woman yesterday, in public! Now he is married to that voracious female:
The gal wanted it bad:
When Gov. Charlie Crist kissed the bride, it was tender and brief, apparently too brief to suit his bride, who gently put her hands on his face and kissed him again.
You can only ask a man to do so much! And remember, Charlie, for the sake of your own political career: wedding night pics or it didn't happen.
Here, Crist attempts to jump to safety before the hot-blooded strumpet can manhandle him any further: