Listen, kids: Your dream of growing up to be a famous hockey goon and Vogue intern can all be scuttled by obliquely referring to Elisha Cuthbert as a cum dumpster. Sean Avery has fallen!

Avery, the prettiest thug since Fabolous, was living large with his new four-year, $15.5 million contract with Dallas. But now the team has dumped his ass, because he couldn't be a team player. When it comes to dating actresses:

Hockey cad Sean Avery was dumped by the Dallas Stars yesterday after teammates said they didn't want to skate with the trash-talking goon.

The former Ranger had been scheduled to return to action last night after serving a six-game suspension for his remarks about players "falling in love with my sloppy seconds" - a dig at Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf, who is dating "24" actress and Avery ex Elisha Cuthbert.

He'll inevitably end up at the hockey equivalent of the Oakland Raiders, whatever that is. [NYP; pic via]

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