So Barack Obama's transition team finished its official report on the Blago scandal and it turns out that no one did anything wrong, hooray!

Obama's office's official review is all done, and Obama himself had "no direct contact" with Blago and none of his aides had any "inappropriate discussions" with Blago, the end, get over it. The report will not be released to the public until December 22, which is just a few days before Christmas when obviously many people will be following the news closely, at the request of federal prosecutors.

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