Here is Arne Duncan, Barack Obama's choice for Secretary of Education, making a terrible grammatical mistake in a speech, because he is so stupid. Watch it and wince!

Did you catch that? "He gave my sister and I the opportunity to start a great school in the South side of Chicago." Man! Go back to 5th grade already, dude! This is almost as embarrassing as when current Education Secretary Margaret Spellings lost to Nigel St. Hubbins on Celebrity Jeopardy. No, wait, it's less embarrassing than just about everything Margaret Spellings has said and done, nevermind.

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