In trouble with the law? First, get a lawyer. Second, delete your Facebook page. Shana Madoff Swanson, couture-loving niece of accused Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff, has followed that script.

Her Facebook page has disappeared, though a public listing is still cached in Google's Web search. She's an Obama supporter, a fan of Evol T-shirts, and a fierce opponent of junk mail. What else was in the profile? If anyone snapped a screenshot, send it in. Here's her listing:

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