People keep trying and utterly failing to draw some kind of significant tie between the president-elect and disgraced Illinoid Gov. Rod Blagojevich. But is anyone listening to Google Images? CONNECT THE DOTS.

Both men were cozy with the SAME Harvard volleyball player, in the sense that they each posed for a picture RIGHT next to her, almost intimately. Just look at the photos above, OMG!

The volleyball player's website is registered in Joliet, Illinois. Obama had his picture taken WITH her in Joliet. And Blago is the governor OF Joliet. Meanwhile, Harvard is a prestigious university that both Obama and the volleyball player attended, at totally different times, unless they're in some kind of secret society together. Which is possible!

Forget Rahm Emanuel, people: Subpoena the volleyball player!